24-karat-vagina:

I LOVE THIS VINE SO MUCH PLEASE WATCH IT

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thinking-kills-happiness:

30 years later and piper and Alex are still in prison…

thinking-kills-happiness:

30 years later and piper and Alex are still in prison…

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sixpenceee:

Scientists at Argonne National Laboratory have discovered a way to use sound waves to levitate individual droplets of solutions (Video)

sixpenceee:

Scientists at Argonne National Laboratory have discovered a way to use sound waves to levitate individual droplets of solutions (Video)

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captainjaneways-bitch:

Gays *sigh*

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koda-koala:

skatoon-network:

itriedthatonceitwasabadmove:

wizardstan:

thirstywhiplash:

andrewcentrism:

nikkidoughnuts:

88floors:

The Cube desktop 3D home printer by 3D Systems

Putting this on the Xmas list!

MASS MARKETED 3D PRINTING IS HAPPENING.

I REPEAT, MASS MARKETED 3D PRINTING IS HAPPENING.

 

DO NOT PRINT A DILDO!

Even the best 3D printers have tiny gaps for bacteria at least, and can cause tiny cuts at worst.

Print a dildo mould and fill it with latex.

Unless you’re printing tiny dildos to put in a bag so when someone is a jerk you can throw tiny dicks at them and tell them to “go eat a dick”.  Then by all means, print tiny dicks.

Wizardstan dropping some knowledge

#Reblogging For Dildo Awarness

Ha!

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chubbymon:

spoken-not-written:

adriofthedead:

ittygittydiddynator:

balls-deep-in-idjits:

notyouraverageloser:

rah-b-loved:

inkyblacknight:

paradoxsocks:

ihavemjolnirinmypants:

withoutapresspass:

cyborglovesong:

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UNITEDSTATESCANADAMEXICOPANAMALKFHDSHFSDKJCNOIDSUHFISUFN:SD

I AM GOING TO MAKE LEARNING THIS THE OBJECT OF MY LIFE.

I always lose it at Cota Rica. 

I ALREADY KNOW THIS BY HEART

United States, Canada,
Mexico, Panama,
Haiti, Jamaica, Peru;
Republic Dominican,
Cuba, Carribean,
Greenland, El Salvador too.
Puerto Rico, Columbia,
Venezuela,
Honduras, Guyana, and still;
Guatemala, Bolivia,
then Argentina,
and Ecuador, Chile, Brazil.
Costa Rica, Belize,
Nicaragua, Bermuda,
Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan;
Paraguay, Uruguay,
Suriname, and
French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam.
Norway, and Sweden,
and Iceland, and Finland,
and Germany now one piece;
Switzerland, Austria,
Czechoslovakia,
Italy, Turkey, and Greece.
Poland, Romania,
Scotland, Albania,
Ireland, Russia, Oman;
Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia,
Hungary,
Cyprus, Iraq, and Iran.
There’s Syria, Lebanon,
Israel, Jordan,
both Yemens, Kuwait, and Bahrain,
the Netherlands, Luxembourg,
Belgium, and Portugal,
France, England, Denmark, and Spain.
India, Pakistan,
Burma, Afghanistan,
Thailand, Nepal, and Bhutan;
Kampuchea, Malaysia,
then Bangladesh, Asia,
and China, Korea, Japan.
Mongolia, Laos,
and Tibet, Indonesia,
the Philippine Islands, Taiwan;
Sri Lanka, New Guinea,
Sumatra, New Zealand,
then Borneo, and Vietnam.
Tunisia, Morocco,
Uganda, Angola,
Zimbabwe, Djibouti, Botswana;
Mozambique, Zambia,
Swaziland, Gambia,
Guinea, Algeria, Ghana.
Burundi, Lesotho,
and Malawi, Togo,
The Spanish Sahara is gone;
Niger, Nigeria,
Chad, and Liberia,
Egypt, Benin, and Gabon.
Tanzania, Somalia,
Kenya, and Mali,
Sierra Leone, and Algier;
Dahomey, Namibia,
Senegal, Libya,
Cameroon, Congo, Zaire.
Ethiopia, Guinea_
Bissau, Madagascar,
Rwanda, Mahore[?], and Cayman;
Hong Kong, Abu Dhabi,
Qatar, Yugoslavia,
Crete, Mauritania,
then Transylvania,
Monaco, Liechtenstein,
Malta, and Palestine,
Fiji, Australia, Sudan!

Omg thank u

THIS IS MY 17,000TH POST FOR A REASON

I learned this song all by myself last year, and I bought a world map and I sing to it while I point out the countries. BOO-YEAH

I will reblog this, every time it’s on my dash.

Fun fact! Rob Paulsen (Yakko’s voice actor) still knows this song by heart and will sing it when asked.

sounds like yzma learning geography

Good lord 😂

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100donofficial:

emegustart:

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it’s september 23rd here, which means it’s finally autumn.

she’s referencing this, in case you missed it. because married inner jokes and dorky flirting. 

happy equinox from the underworld, everyone

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ultrafacts:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

potentialtomorrows:

ultrafacts:

Source Want more facts? Why not follow Ultrafacts

I learned this while watching Drunk History! I was shocked I had never hear of her before.
Not even on tumblr!

I’ve seen this on Drunk History too!! Drunk History on comedy central: a better source for American history than the education system.

HERE’s a 3 minute skit from Drunk History, the facts are pretty spot on & is well told.

ultrafacts:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

potentialtomorrows:

ultrafacts:

Source Want more facts? Why not follow Ultrafacts

I learned this while watching Drunk History! I was shocked I had never hear of her before.

Not even on tumblr!

I’ve seen this on Drunk History too!! Drunk History on comedy central: a better source for American history than the education system.

HERE’s a 3 minute skit from Drunk History, the facts are pretty spot on & is well told.


htimsnevets:

stunningpicture:

Long Exposure of an Airliner Lifting Off

umm you mean rainbow road mario kart 64 right

htimsnevets:

stunningpicture:

Long Exposure of an Airliner Lifting Off

umm you mean rainbow road mario kart 64 right

(via phurlz)



konamicub:

paintchipsforpyromancers:

paintchipsforpyromancers:

officialjpop:

矢島美容室 [ はまぐりボンバー ]

Yajima Beauty Salon [ Hamaguri Bomber ]

The theme song of my life.

konamicub
my present never came in 😢

I had card issues apparently, I need your wish list again ;-;

This Made my day!!!



Some old books have hidden messages on the edge of their pages.

didyouknowblog2:

This was done through a technique called “fore-edge painting,” which is an illustration that is hidden on the edge of the pages of the book. The technique allegedly dates back to the 1650s.

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seinfeld2:

ravenxarisa:

tramampoline:

callurn:

thestarkwhoskateboards:

callurn:

Kill Bill technically takes place in the same universe as Spy Kids just so you all know

how do you figure that

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uncle machete from spy kids is the same machete from machete and machete kills, if that wasn’t clear

I

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billiethepoet:

tami-taylors-hair:

lydiduh:

But why is Danny Elfman doing the music for 50 Shades of Grey?!

"He’s going to touch me… there!”

[Wacky haunted circus music surges in intensity]

What’s this?! What’s this?! There’s ball gags in the air! What’s this?! What’s this?! There’s butt plugs everywhere!

Now this is a movie I would see.

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